Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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