She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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