I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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