Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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