At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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