She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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