.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
