Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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