i jhust puked up my retainher.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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