Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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