Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Randomize