Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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