I am in a vortex of obligation.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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