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(775): View more from Nevada

Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink

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(801): View more from Utah

I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.

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(631): View more from New York

I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.

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(765): View more from Indiana

That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Babe, Have you see my pants?

(718): View more from New York

Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.

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