Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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