I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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