I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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