i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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