I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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