sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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