member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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