I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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