I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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