They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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