I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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