I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I want to make a zoo with you.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Drunk is a universal language darling
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