She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i wish my penis had a tongue
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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