I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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