when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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