fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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