I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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