They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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