bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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