Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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