Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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