Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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