If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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