Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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