he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
