Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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