love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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