i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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