Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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