Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My dick has a subreddit
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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