trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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