I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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