i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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