girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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