I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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