the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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