As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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