Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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