Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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